Sam. 23. Graduate. Work in Burton Menswear. Hispanophile. Spanish speaker. Kinda good at Scrabble. Whiz at cryptic crosswords. I like men, words, French food, Boston Terriers and good penmanship. I make a pretty damn good margarita. At any given moment, I tend to be either drunk or eating. Simple.
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I can’t begin to tell you how much I love the acting in gay porn.
WHY IS IT SO FUCKING MUGGY?
Potential GPOY
(Source: facethedawn)
I burnt my pie. And I cba to cook again so I’m having Graze porridge for dinner.
GOURMET.
i haven’t absorbed the nutrients of a man’s broken down ego in a long time i’m starting to weaken
(Source: sandandglass)
(Source: shawson)
NEW YDAD ALERT:
One of Hollywood’s most notorious bachelorettes if finally settling down. She even put a baby in it. So, I made her a…
“Jennifer Love Blewitt”
*As always… shot, directed, and drank up on by the always outrageous Grace Helbig!
Tegan and Sara were just bloomin’ marvellous.
@ Tegan and Sara loltxtit
